Bumper Sticker One Liners

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I may be driving slow, but I’m in front of you.

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If you don’t like the news, go out and make some.

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I’m not driving fast-just flying low.

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When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

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There are two kinds of pedestrians…the quick and the dead.

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If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

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If you don’t like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

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I’m just driving this way to get you mad.

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Answer my prayers. Steal this car.

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I brake for no apparent reason.

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This is not an abandoned vehicle.

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Horn broken. Watch for finger.

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Caution! I drive like you do.

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Cover me. I’m changing lanes.