I may be driving slow, but I’m in front of you.
Bumper Sticker One Liners
If you don’t like the news, go out and make some.
I’m not driving fast-just flying low.
When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
There are two kinds of pedestrians…the quick and the dead.
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
If you don’t like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
I’m just driving this way to get you mad.
Answer my prayers. Steal this car.
I brake for no apparent reason.
This is not an abandoned vehicle.
Horn broken. Watch for finger.
Caution! I drive like you do.
Cover me. I’m changing lanes.