American One Liners

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I’m not saying you’re lazy, but you should try out for “American Idle”.

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All American cars are basically Chevrolets.

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5 out of every 4 Americans has trouble with fractions.

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Vegetarian: Native American definition for “lousy hunter”

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Sure you can trust the government! Just ask a native American!

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In America, anyone can be president. That’s one of the risks you take.

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Only in America are there handicap-parking places in front of a skating rink.

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America is the only country in the world where the poor have a parking problem.

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Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.