I’m not saying you’re lazy, but you should try out for “American Idle”.
American One Liners
All American cars are basically Chevrolets.
5 out of every 4 Americans has trouble with fractions.
Vegetarian: Native American definition for “lousy hunter”
Sure you can trust the government! Just ask a native American!
In America, anyone can be president. That’s one of the risks you take.
Only in America are there handicap-parking places in front of a skating rink.
America is the only country in the world where the poor have a parking problem.
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.


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