Category Archives: Attitude One Liners

I always knew that I could never be a lawyer because of my inability to pass a bar.

Some people think that their life experience compensates for their lack of brain.

When I die, I hope I have enough time to point at a complete stranger and whisper “You did this.”

I’ve only been wrong once, and that’s when I thought I was wrong.

Those of you who think you know it all are damn annoying to those of us who do!

One day you’re the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you’re toast.

Isn’t it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.