Category Archives: Birthday One Liners

The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.

What did one candle say to the other? “Don’t birthdays burn you up?”

The best way to remember your 21st birthday, is not at all. Have fun blacking out.

How can you tell that you’re getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

“Were any famous men born on your birthday?” “No, only little babies.”

Why are birthday’s good for you? Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!