The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
Brain One Liners
If brains were dynamite you wouldn’t even have enough to blow your nose.
If you haven’t much education you must use your brain.
The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
Okay, brain. You don’t like me, and I don’t like you, but let’s get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.
The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people are in their right mind.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
If the human brain was simple enough for us to understand we’d be so simple we couldn’t understand.
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
I like noise. I need noise. When it’s too quiet, I can hear my brain cells dying.
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
The closest thing he had to a brainstorm, was a slow drizzle.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Many complain of their looks, but none of their brains.
I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.