Brain One Liners

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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

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If brains were dynamite you wouldn’t even have enough to blow your nose.

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If you haven’t much education you must use your brain.

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The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.

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Okay, brain. You don’t like me, and I don’t like you, but let’s get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.

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The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people are in their right mind.

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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If the human brain was simple enough for us to understand we’d be so simple we couldn’t understand.

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I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.

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I like noise. I need noise. When it’s too quiet, I can hear my brain cells dying.

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Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

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The closest thing he had to a brainstorm, was a slow drizzle.

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I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

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Many complain of their looks, but none of their brains.

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I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.