Break Up One Liners

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If you really love something set it free. If it comes back it’s yours, if not it wasn’t meant to be.

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God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces.

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You mean more to me than life itself – but I’m suicidal.

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We just grew apart, I don’t need you anymore.

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It takes a couple seconds to say Hello, but forever to say Goodbye

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My dog likes you more than me…so i think v should break up..

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I guess ma preferences are changing so v better break off!

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You broke a promise and made me realize. It was all just a lie.

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I discovered I have a mild form of epilepsy and you bring on attacks because you make me too excited to be around you.

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My astrologer said if i break up with u, then u will find a better person than me….so i m doing this for you!!!

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You’re too young for me. I mean, too *old*. We’re the same age? Well, that doesn’t work for me, either.

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I’m too bright to shine in your dull World..

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You talked about the future, and that freaked me out. It makes me sick to think about it.

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This just isn’t for me. Nothing personal. I want to be able to tell people – I’m single.

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When you break up, your whole identity is shattered. It’s like death.