Category Archives: Christmas One Liners

T’was the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.

The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it’s Christmas.

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

The main thing I want this holiday season is for someone to wake me when it’s over.