A Windows user spends 1/3 of his life sleeping, 1/3 working, 1/3 waiting.
Computer One Liners
Computers: Working daily to make the human brain obsolete.
If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila”
The great thing about Object Oriented code is that it can make small, simple problems look like large, complex ones.
Real men don’t use backups, they post their stuff on a public ftp server and let the rest of the world make copies.
If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
Every program has two purposes — one for which it was written and another for which it wasn’t.
A computer is almost human – except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer.
Computers will never replace books. You can’t stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
Real programmers don’t document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
Programmer – A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
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Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google.
Disclaimer: Any errors in spelling, tact, or fact are transmission errors.