You never finish a program, you just stop working on it.

You had mail, but the super-user read it, and deleted it!

You don’t have to know how the computer works, just how to work the computer.

You are making progress if each mistake is a new one.

Windows: the ultimate triumph of marketing over technology.

WINDOWS stands for Will Install Needless Data On Whole System.

Windows is NOT a virus. Viruses DO something.

Windows 3.1 not found: (C)heer, (P)arty, (D)ance?

Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?

Why doesn’t DOS ever say “EXCELLENT command or filename!”

Who’s General Failure and why’s he reading my disk?

Warning, keyboard not found. Press Enter to continue.

User error: replace user and press any key to continue.

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

To be, or not to be, those are the parameters.

Those who can, do. Those who cannot, teach. Those who cannot teach, HACK!

These settings will have no effect until you restart the system. Reset Universe (Y/N) ?

There were computers in Biblical times. Eve had an Apple.

There can never be a computer language in which you cannot write a bad program.

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.