The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
Divorce One Liners
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t.
Marriage is grand… divorce is about 10 grand.
For some reason, we see divorce as a signal of failure, despite the fact that each of us has a right, and an obligation, to rectify any other mistake we make in life.
Two years ago I married a lovely young virgin, and if that doesn’t change soon, I’m gonna divorce her.
Americans divorce so much we are called the land of the free, and we get married so often that we are called home of the brave.
Marriage still confers one very special privilege….Only a married person can get divorced.
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
The happiest time in any man’s life is just after the first divorce.
Love is the quest, marriage the conquest and divorce… the inquest.
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
You never really know a man until you have divorced him
Why is divorce so expensive? Because it’s worth it.
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
Divorce is like Espresso, expensive and bitter.