Divorce One Liners

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The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.

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My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t.

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Marriage is grand… divorce is about 10 grand.

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For some reason, we see divorce as a signal of failure, despite the fact that each of us has a right, and an obligation, to rectify any other mistake we make in life.

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Two years ago I married a lovely young virgin, and if that doesn’t change soon, I’m gonna divorce her.

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Americans divorce so much we are called the land of the free, and we get married so often that we are called home of the brave.

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Marriage still confers one very special privilege….Only a married person can get divorced.

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A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.

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The happiest time in any man’s life is just after the first divorce.

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Love is the quest, marriage the conquest and divorce… the inquest.

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I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.

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You never really know a man until you have divorced him

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Why is divorce so expensive? Because it’s worth it.

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Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

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Divorce is like Espresso, expensive and bitter.