Fat People One Liners

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Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.

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Your aunt is so fat when she wore an orange dress bungee jumping, people thought the sun was falling.

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Yo Mama so fat when God said, “Let there be light”, he asked her to move.

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Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ”Caution! Wide Turns!”

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When she steps on a talking weigh-scale, it says “one at a time, please”

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Your mama is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.

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Yo Mama so fat, when she sits on a Pound coin, blood rushes out off the Queen’s nose!

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Yo mama so fat when she walks in front of the T.V. you miss out on 3 commercials!

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Your uncle is so fat his car has a “wide load” sticker on it.

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Your brother is so fat he jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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His driver’s license says “Picture continued on other side.”

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When she weighs herself the scale says “To be continued…”

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His university graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

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When he goes to the zoo the elephants throw HIM peanuts.

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When she wears a black raincoat, people shout “Taxi!”