Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
Fat People One Liners
Your aunt is so fat when she wore an orange dress bungee jumping, people thought the sun was falling.
Yo Mama so fat when God said, “Let there be light”, he asked her to move.
Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ”Caution! Wide Turns!”
When she steps on a talking weigh-scale, it says “one at a time, please”
Your mama is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo Mama so fat, when she sits on a Pound coin, blood rushes out off the Queen’s nose!
Yo mama so fat when she walks in front of the T.V. you miss out on 3 commercials!
Your uncle is so fat his car has a “wide load” sticker on it.
Your brother is so fat he jumped up in the air and got stuck.
His driver’s license says “Picture continued on other side.”
When she weighs herself the scale says “To be continued…”
His university graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
When he goes to the zoo the elephants throw HIM peanuts.
When she wears a black raincoat, people shout “Taxi!”