Fat People One Liners - Page 2

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You’re so fat you had to be baptized at WaterWorld.

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When he bungee jumps, he brings down the bridge too

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The back of his neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

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Instead of Levi’s 501s he wears Levi’s 1002s.

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She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

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You’re so fat you have your own zip code.

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His cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

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His belt size is “Equator”

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Your father is so fat, when you walk around her you get lost.