You’re so fat you had to be baptized at WaterWorld.
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When he bungee jumps, he brings down the bridge too
The back of his neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Instead of Levi’s 501s he wears Levi’s 1002s.
She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
You’re so fat you have your own zip code.
His cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
His belt size is “Equator”
Your father is so fat, when you walk around her you get lost.