Food One Liners

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A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.

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Beet ever so onion there snow peas legume.

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I think if I have a good breakfast I could go without food for the rest of the day. I think that until about lunchtime.

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It’s called “fast” food because you’re supposed to eat it really fast. Otherwide, you might actually taste it.

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Men are like fast food…they never look as good in real life as they do on TV..

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The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.

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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

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Sign in restaurant window: “Eat now – Pay waiter.”

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I don’t eat snails… I prefer FAST food!