A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.
Food One Liners
Beet ever so onion there snow peas legume.
I think if I have a good breakfast I could go without food for the rest of the day. I think that until about lunchtime.
It’s called “fast” food because you’re supposed to eat it really fast. Otherwide, you might actually taste it.
Men are like fast food…they never look as good in real life as they do on TV..
The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Sign in restaurant window: “Eat now – Pay waiter.”
I don’t eat snails… I prefer FAST food!