Category Archives: Funny One Liners

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

The last thing I want to do is insult you. But it IS on the list.

Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.

Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.

I don’t have a solution, but I do admire the problem.

When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails.

Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep ’till noon.

There are more men than women in mental hospitals… which just goes to show who’s driving whom crazy.

I don’t have a solution, but I do admire the problem.