Golf One Liners - Page 2

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Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game.

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Golf was once a rich man’s sport, but now it has millions of poor players !

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Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five.

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In golf as in life it is the follow through that makes the difference.

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A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents’ luck.

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Golf is what you play when you’re too out of shape to play softball

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I’ve spent most of my life golfing – the rest I’ve just wasted.

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My body is here, but my mind has already teed off.

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It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.