Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game.
Golf One Liners - Page 2
Golf was once a rich man’s sport, but now it has millions of poor players !
Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five.
In golf as in life it is the follow through that makes the difference.
A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents’ luck.
Golf is what you play when you’re too out of shape to play softball
I’ve spent most of my life golfing – the rest I’ve just wasted.
My body is here, but my mind has already teed off.
It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.