Category Archives: Idiot One Liners

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Build a machine an idiot can use, and only an idiot will want to use it.

There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.

Don’t argue with an idiot, people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn’t doing the same thing.