Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Idiot One Liners
When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn’t doing the same thing.
Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Don’t argue with an idiot, people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.
Build a machine an idiot can use, and only an idiot will want to use it.
9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Four out of five people think the fifth is an idiot.
As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot
I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot