Idiot One Liners

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

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When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn’t doing the same thing.

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Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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Don’t argue with an idiot, people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

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There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.

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Build a machine an idiot can use, and only an idiot will want to use it.

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9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

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Four out of five people think the fifth is an idiot.

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As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot

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I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!

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Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot