I don’t want you to turn the other cheek; it’s just as ugly.
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I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
How come you’re here? I thought the zoo is closed at night!
I know you’re not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!
Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent!
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head!
He has a mind like a steel trap, always closed!
How would you like to feel the way you look?
Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?
She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
Your kid may be an honor student but you’re still an IDIOT!
I’ve seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!