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I don’t want you to turn the other cheek; it’s just as ugly.

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I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.

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How come you’re here? I thought the zoo is closed at night!

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I know you’re not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!

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Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?

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Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent!

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How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

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Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

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Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head!

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He has a mind like a steel trap, always closed!

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How would you like to feel the way you look?

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Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?

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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

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Your kid may be an honor student but you’re still an IDIOT!

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I’ve seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!

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