Category Archives: Lawyer One Liners

Keep America beautiful … properly dispose of your lawyer.

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.

A town too small to support one lawyer can always support two.

He who has said that ‘talk is cheap’, has never hired a lawyer.

Any time a lawyer is seen and not heard, it’s a shame to wake him.

Having your lawyer pay for lunch will be very expensive in the end.

Between grand theft and a legal fee, There only stands a law degree.