Love One Liners

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If you judge people, you have no time to love them

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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

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A kiss is two divided by nothing.

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I may not be the world’s greatest lover, but number 2 is not bad!

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If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?

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They say there’s microbes in a kiss, This rumor is most rife, Come, lady dear, and make of me – An invalid for life

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Kisses are like tears, the only real ones are the ones you can’t hold back.

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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough

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Life, the gift of nature, Love, the gift of life, a Kiss, the gift of Love

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The soul that can speak with its eyes can also kiss with a gaze.

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The most eloquent silence; that of two mouths meeting in a kiss.

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Her kisses left something to be desired… the rest of her.

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A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.

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A kiss is the upper persuasion for a lower invasion.

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I wasn’t kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.