The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Marriage One Liners - Page 4
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
Marriage is a rest period between romances.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Shotgun wedding = A case of wife or death.
Despite the saying, “Don’t take your troubles to bed”, many men still sleep with their wives!