I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
In love you go to bed early. After marriage, you go to sleep early.
Marriage is a very expensive way to get your laundry done for free.
Bachelors should pay more taxes, they enjoy a better quality of life.
I married Mister Right. I just didn’t know his first name was Always.
Marriage puts a ring on a woman’s finger and two under the man’s eyes.
Love is cuddling on a sofa. Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
Marriage is a romantic story, in which hero dies in the first chapter.