Marriage One Liners - Page 4

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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

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Marriage is a rest period between romances.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Shotgun wedding = A case of wife or death.

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Despite the saying, “Don’t take your troubles to bed”, many men still sleep with their wives!

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