Category Archives: Marriage One Liners

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

In love you go to bed early. After marriage, you go to sleep early.

Marriage is a very expensive way to get your laundry done for free.

Bachelors should pay more taxes, they enjoy a better quality of life.

I married Mister Right. I just didn’t know his first name was Always.

Marriage puts a ring on a woman’s finger and two under the man’s eyes.

Love is cuddling on a sofa. Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Marriage is a romantic story, in which hero dies in the first chapter.