TV has no place in love. Marriage is a fight for remote control.
Marriage One Liners - Page 4
I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.
If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have inlaws.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
Don’t marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper.
Wedding rings are the world’s tiniest handcuffs.