Marriage One Liners - Page 4

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TV has no place in love. Marriage is a fight for remote control.

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I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

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Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.

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Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.

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If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have inlaws.

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

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Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

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A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended.

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With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

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Don’t marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper.

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Wedding rings are the world’s tiniest handcuffs.

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