Category Archives: New Year One Liners

The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since.

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

Year’s end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.

New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.

A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

Remember, on New Year’s Eve a head-on collision is just nature’s way of telling you to sober up.

A new year is unfolding like a blossom with petals curled tightly concealing the beauty within.

I was thinking about making a New Year’s resolution, but what the heck — why tamper with perfection?

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. Happy New Year.

Here is a wishing that the coming year is a glorious one that rewards all your future endeavors with success.

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man.