43% of all official statistics are worthless.
Bureaucrats cut red tape, lengthwise.
MEETINGS, A practical alternative to work.
A thing not worth doing isn’t worth doing well.
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
This isn’t an office. It’s hell with fluorescent lighting.
If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.
A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything, except office.
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Computers will never replace the wastebasket when it comes to streamlining office work.
The paperless office will become a reality about the same time as the paperless toilet.
Your brain is that bodily organ which starts working the moment you awake and does not stop until you get into the office.
Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.