Office One Liners

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Your brain is that bodily organ which starts working the moment you awake and does not stop until you get into the office.

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The paperless office will become a reality about the same time as the paperless toilet.

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Computers will never replace the wastebasket when it comes to streamlining office work.

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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

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Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers.

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A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything, except office.

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If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.

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This isn’t an office. It’s hell with fluorescent lighting.

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43% of all official statistics are worthless.

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A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

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Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?

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If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

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A thing not worth doing isn’t worth doing well.

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MEETINGS, A practical alternative to work.

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Bureaucrats cut red tape, lengthwise.