Your brain is that bodily organ which starts working the moment you awake and does not stop until you get into the office.
Office One Liners
The paperless office will become a reality about the same time as the paperless toilet.
Computers will never replace the wastebasket when it comes to streamlining office work.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers.
A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything, except office.
If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.
This isn’t an office. It’s hell with fluorescent lighting.
43% of all official statistics are worthless.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
A thing not worth doing isn’t worth doing well.
MEETINGS, A practical alternative to work.
Bureaucrats cut red tape, lengthwise.