Category Archives: One Liners Quotes

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Isn’t it scary that doctors call what they do “practice”?

The problem with sex in the movies is, that the popcorn usually spills.

Every organization is perfectly designed to get the results they are getting.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?