Police One Liners

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Never insult a police officer while they’re doing a body cavity search.

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Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving and I call those people ‘the cops’

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You’re old when you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

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Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

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Crime has already been organized. Now it’s up to the police.

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Policemen: Where your worst nightmare is just another day at the office.

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A policeman disbelieves 90% of what he hears and 75% of what he see’s.

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A policeman believes that 50% of people are a waste of good air.

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All men are created equal then a few become policemen.

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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

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I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.