0The political candidates are planning their strategy for the fall campaign. Right now they must honestly decide on which issues they’re going to be dishonest.
Politics One Liners
0 0Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describe the process so well: ‘Poli’ in Latin meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’
0A politician’s idea of a mistake in judgement is accepting a small bribe when he should have done the ethical thing–hold out for a big one.
0If a person is well-informed on world issues, he can run for political office. And if the voters are not well-informed, he can get elected.
0Today’s public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can’t read them either.
0Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.
0Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don’t understand, such as working for a living.
0Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
0Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
0One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.
0American politicians will do anything for money; English politicians will take the money and won’t do anything.
0Republicans and Democrats have a lot in common. Republicans wear $1,000 suits, and Democrats drive $1,000 cars.
0The Japanese have bought everything in America except the politicians. The Japanese want quality products.
0A president can’t fool all the people all the time. That’s why we elect a president and a vice president.
0Congress: Where a person gets up to speak, has nothing to say, nobody listens, then everyone disagrees.