It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
Religious One Liners
A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible.
Man’s way leads to a hopeless end – God’s way leads to an endless hope.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.
Give God what’s right – not what’s left.
In a crisis call for Isis!
We don’t change God’s message — His message changes us.
Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.