Religious One Liners

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It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

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A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible.

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Man’s way leads to a hopeless end – God’s way leads to an endless hope.

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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

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He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.

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Give God what’s right – not what’s left.

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In a crisis call for Isis!

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We don’t change God’s message — His message changes us.

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Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.