Category Archives: Retirement One Liners

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.

Retirement, a time to enjoy all the things you never had time to do when you worked.

Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can’t retire his experience. He must use it.

Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

Retirement: That’s when you return from work one day and say, “Hi, Honey, I’m home – forever.”