Life begins at retirement.
Retirement: World’s longest coffee break.
Retired: The Older I Get the Better I Was.
I’m retired – goodbye tension, hello pension!
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
Retirement is when the living is easy and the payments are hard.
The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money.
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.
Retirement, a time to enjoy all the things you never had time to do when you worked.
Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can’t retire his experience. He must use it.
Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
Retirement: That’s when you return from work one day and say, “Hi, Honey, I’m home – forever.”