Retirement One Liners

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I’m retired – goodbye tension, hello pension!

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Retirement: That’s when you return from work one day and say, “Hi, Honey, I’m home – forever.”

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When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

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The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.

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The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money.

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Retirement is when the living is easy and the payments are hard.

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The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

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Retired: The Older I Get the Better I Was.

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Retirement: World’s longest coffee break.

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Life begins at retirement.

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Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

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Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can’t retire his experience. He must use it.

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Retirement, a time to enjoy all the things you never had time to do when you worked.