I’m retired – goodbye tension, hello pension!
Retirement One Liners
Retirement: That’s when you return from work one day and say, “Hi, Honey, I’m home – forever.”
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.
The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money.
Retirement is when the living is easy and the payments are hard.
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
Retired: The Older I Get the Better I Was.
Retirement: World’s longest coffee break.
Life begins at retirement.
Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can’t retire his experience. He must use it.
Retirement, a time to enjoy all the things you never had time to do when you worked.