All work and no play is the average school day.

Don’t let schooling get in the way of your education.

Learning at some schools is like drinking from a firehose.

If you don’t pray in my school, I won’t think in your church.

We used to call it “recess.” Today they call it “cease fire.”

I’m only attending school until it becomes available on CD-ROM.

I went to school to become a wit, but only got half-way through.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

I’m failing geometry because I refuse to believe that pie are squared.

If you got an ‘A’ in spelling you might have to reconcider primary school.

I’m so old that, when I was in school, history was called current affairs.

Last night our high school band played Beethoven. Beethoven lost, 12 to 7.

The school should pay me to skip class. Call it a “tuition refund” if you will.

I remember when I was in school, my class teacher once said “Both of you two get out!

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disabled teachers.

The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.

A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school clothes.

Every teenager should get a high school education … even if they already know everything.

The school board decided to remove speech and debate from the course schedule; there was no argument.