All work and no play is the average school day.
School One Liners
Pencils and pens are now illegal on school campus; this was made law after a student successfully proved that a sharpened pencil was, in fact, a weapon.
Fifth graders in Texas are using worms to recycle garbage from school lunches. But even the worms won’t eat the Salisbury steak.
On my first day of school my parents dropped me off at the wrong nursery. There I was… surrounded by trees and bushes.
In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn’t have any, they gave you some.
In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.
School is just an elaborate plot by vampires to obtain the blood of teenagers through periodic blood-drives.
Our school is very low-budgeted; our physics book is so out of date the last chapter deals with combustion.
The school board decided to remove speech and debate from the course schedule; there was no argument.
Every teenager should get a high school education … even if they already know everything.
A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school clothes.
The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disabled teachers.
I remember when I was in school, my class teacher once said “Both of you two get out!
The school should pay me to skip class. Call it a “tuition refund” if you will.