Sleep One Liners

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My wife’s version of money laundering is cleaning out my pockets every night while I am asleep.

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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.

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Problems always look smaller after a warm meal and a good night’s sleep.

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Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.

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The best bridge between despair and hope is a good night’s sleep.

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Six hours for a man, seven for a woman, and eight for a fool.

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Sleep, that deplorable curtailment of the joy of life.

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Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.

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To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.

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Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.

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A sleepless night is as long as a year.

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We are not hypocrites in our sleep.

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To sleep is an act of faith.

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Future depends on your dreams…. So go to sleep….

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A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor’s book.