My wife’s version of money laundering is cleaning out my pockets every night while I am asleep.
Sleep One Liners
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
Problems always look smaller after a warm meal and a good night’s sleep.
Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
The best bridge between despair and hope is a good night’s sleep.
Six hours for a man, seven for a woman, and eight for a fool.
Sleep, that deplorable curtailment of the joy of life.
Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.
To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.
Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
A sleepless night is as long as a year.
We are not hypocrites in our sleep.
To sleep is an act of faith.
Future depends on your dreams…. So go to sleep….
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor’s book.