Category Archives: Sorry One Liners

Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry.

Keep your words soft and tender because tomorrow you may have to eat them.

The only good thing about punctuality is that it usually gets you an apology.

No one has the right to be sorry for himself for a misfortune that strikes everyone.

Being sorry is the highest act of selfishness, seeing value only after discarding it.

My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry.

In some families, please is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it was sorry.

If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

I was very sorry when I found out that your intentions were good and not what I supposed they were.

Doomed are the hotheads! Unhappy are they who lose their cool and are too proud to say, ”I’m sorry.”