I don’t know if we’ll ever get a cure for poverty, but the way taxes and prices are going up, we’ve got a sure cure for wealth!
Tax One Liners
When making out your income-tax report, be sure you don’t overlook your most expensive dependent — the government.
Isn’t it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fool’s Day and ends with cries of “May Day!”?
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Ever wonder why the IRS calls it Form 1040? Because for every $50 that you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.
After the government takes enough to balance the budget, the taxpayer has the job of budgeting the balance.
What this country needs most is a SPCTT – The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Taxpayers.
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “THEIRS”?
A fool and his money are soon parted. The rest of us wait until income tax time.
Income-tax forms are nothing more than the government’s quiz program.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.
Income tax is the fine you pay for thriving so fast.
Born Free… Taxed to Death.
Everything worthwhile is mandatory, prohibited, or taxed.