Tax One Liners

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I don’t know if we’ll ever get a cure for poverty, but the way taxes and prices are going up, we’ve got a sure cure for wealth!

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When making out your income-tax report, be sure you don’t overlook your most expensive dependent — the government.

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Isn’t it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fool’s Day and ends with cries of “May Day!”?

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Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

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Ever wonder why the IRS calls it Form 1040? Because for every $50 that you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.

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After the government takes enough to balance the budget, the taxpayer has the job of budgeting the balance.

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What this country needs most is a SPCTT – The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Taxpayers.

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Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “THEIRS”?

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A fool and his money are soon parted. The rest of us wait until income tax time.

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Income-tax forms are nothing more than the government’s quiz program.

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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

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IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.

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Income tax is the fine you pay for thriving so fast.

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Born Free… Taxed to Death.

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Everything worthwhile is mandatory, prohibited, or taxed.