The best part of going back to school is seeing all your friends. The worst part is that your teachers won’t let you talk to them.
Teacher One Liners
Water coolers were near toilets. One day the teacher said… “No going to toilet OR drinking it!
Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn’t have
The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
Teachers deserve a lot of credit. Of course, if we paid them more, they wouldn’t need it.
Summer vacation is a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid.
There’s many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.
Time is the best teacher: unfortunately it kills all of its students.
A poor surgeon hurts 1 person at a time. A poor teacher hurts 130.
Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.
A teacher is a person who used to think he liked children.
A teacher is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.
If you can’t read this, thank the teacher’s union.
Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor’s course.