Teacher One Liners

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The best part of going back to school is seeing all your friends. The worst part is that your teachers won’t let you talk to them.

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Water coolers were near toilets. One day the teacher said… “No going to toilet OR drinking it!

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Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn’t have

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The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.

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Teachers deserve a lot of credit. Of course, if we paid them more, they wouldn’t need it.

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Summer vacation is a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid.

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There’s many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.

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A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.

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Time is the best teacher: unfortunately it kills all of its students.

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A poor surgeon hurts 1 person at a time. A poor teacher hurts 130.

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Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.

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A teacher is a person who used to think he liked children.

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A teacher is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.

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If you can’t read this, thank the teacher’s union.

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Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor’s course.