There is no legitimate reason for a travel agent to need to know if you have experience in jungle warfare.
Travel One Liners
One night a jet flew a little bit too close to my house. I was walking from the living room to the kitchen, and the stewardess told me to sit down.
If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, why do they keep abducting the dumbest people on Earth?
It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.
The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.
It is impossible to come back from one’s journey; there’s always someone else coming back.
Travel is very educational. I can now ask for “Kaopectate” in seven different languages.
To many people holidays are not voyages of discovery, but a ritual of reassurance.
If God had really intended men to fly, he’d make it easier to get to the airport.
There are three critical states of human life: illness, captivity and travel.
We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour
If God had meant us to travel economy class, he would have made us narrower.
Don’t tell me how educated you are, tell me how much you have traveled.
Air travel: Breakfast in London, dinner in New York, luggage in Brazil.
There is nothing safer than flying – it’s crashing that is dangerous.