My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t.
Women One Liners
Being a woman is quite difficult since it consists mainly of dealing with men.
If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot
Despite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?
Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.
One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she’ll tell anything.
Did you know that woman speaks eighteen languages? … And can’t say ‘no’ in any of them
Man endures pain as an undeserved punishment; woman accepts it as a natural heritage.
A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s – That’s because she changes it more often.