Women One Liners

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My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t.

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Being a woman is quite difficult since it consists mainly of dealing with men.

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If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

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A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.

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As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot

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Despite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?

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Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.

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One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.

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As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

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One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she’ll tell anything.

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Did you know that woman speaks eighteen languages? … And can’t say ‘no’ in any of them

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Man endures pain as an undeserved punishment; woman accepts it as a natural heritage.

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A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s – That’s because she changes it more often.