Women One Liners - Page 2

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What is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing.

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The smarter the woman gets, the more difficult for her to find the right man!

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A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water.

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If a woman insists on being called Ms, ask her if it stands for miserable.

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When a woman behaves like a man, why doesn’t she behave like a nice man ?

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In everything but brains and brawn, women are vastly superior to men.

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Any man who laughs at women’s clothes has never paid the bill for them

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Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable.

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Women: Scientifically proven to be right even when they’re wrong.

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Never argue with a woman when she’s tired…or when she’s rested.

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There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

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God gave men muscles because he gave women strength.

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Most women are not as young as they are painted.

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When women go wrong, men go right after them.

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Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions.

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