Birthday One Liners - Page 2

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What did one candle say to the other? “Don’t birthdays burn you up?”

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Were any famous men born on your birthday? “No, only little babies.”

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Birthdays are good for you – the more you have the longer you live.

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The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.

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When is your birthday? 17th January. What year? Every year!

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Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

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Blowing out candles is good exercise for the lungs.

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What did you get for your birthday? Another year!

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I’m not getting older. I just collect wrinkles!

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You’re not old. You’re chronologically gifted.

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Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

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So many candles, so little cake!

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Too young to be this old!

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I’m not that old! I demand a recount!