What did one candle say to the other? “Don’t birthdays burn you up?”
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Were any famous men born on your birthday? “No, only little babies.”
Birthdays are good for you – the more you have the longer you live.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
When is your birthday? 17th January. What year? Every year!
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
Blowing out candles is good exercise for the lungs.
What did you get for your birthday? Another year!
I’m not getting older. I just collect wrinkles!
You’re not old. You’re chronologically gifted.
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
So many candles, so little cake!
Too young to be this old!
I’m not that old! I demand a recount!