Category Archives: Valentine One Liners

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day? Hogs and kisses!

Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? Sure, they’re very scent-imental!

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends that an angel has touched me this valentine?

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!

Can you give me directions to your heart? I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.