Smoking doesn’t kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking kill people.
Smoking One Liners
To stop smoking is very easy. I ought to know, I’ve done it a thousand times.
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
Smoking helps you lose weight … one lung at a time!
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
A cigarette is a pipe with a fire at one end and a fool at the other.
The cigarette does the smoking – you’re just the sucker.
One thousand Americans stop smoking every day – by dying.
The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.