I’m here. What are your other two wishes?
Valentine One Liners
Can you give me directions to your heart? I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends that an angel has touched me this valentine?
Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? Sure, they’re very scent-imental!
What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day? Hogs and kisses!
What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend? “Be my valenstein!”
If I could rearrange alphabets, I would put U and I together.
The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breathe away.
What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!
Be unique and different, just say yes.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
What do you call a very small valentine? A valentiny!