Valentine One Liners

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Would you touch me so I can tell my friends that an angel has touched me this valentine?

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I’m here. What are your other two wishes?

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Can you give me directions to your heart? I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.

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What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!

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Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? Sure, they’re very scent-imental!

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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day? Hogs and kisses!

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What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend? “Be my valenstein!”

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If I could rearrange alphabets, I would put U and I together.

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The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

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I hope you know CPR, because you take my breathe away.

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What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!

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Be unique and different, just say yes.

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Is it hot in here or is it just you?

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What do you call a very small valentine? A valentiny!