Category Archives: Anger One Liners

He is a fool who cannot be angry; but he is a wise man who will not.

You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.

Never make a decision when you are angry, never make a promise when you are happy.

If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.

Anger: An acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.

For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

I’m Mad as Hell, but mostly in a Passive Aggressive Way!

Models are wearing $10,000 worth of stuff, and they still look mad.

Don’t let the whole world come here and see our stuff; it just pisses them off.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back; the bad news is that he’s really pissed off.

My uncle Sammy was an angry man… he had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?

Righteous Indignation: Your own wrath, as opposed to the shocking bad temper of others.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

I don’t have a girlfriend but I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that.