Category Archives: Attitude One Liners

I sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly who would I shit on?”

To cool a hot attitude, apply nice. To melt a cold attitude, address warmly.

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.

The greatest joy in life always came from doing what others said that you can’t do.

When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.

FULL ON ATTITUDE: He said: “I LOVE U” I said: “Oh mah God!! I Love ME too.”

Your attitude can make all the difference in how your day will begin and end.

Those who like me… Raise your hands… And those who don’t like me raise your Standards.

A healthy attitude is contagious but don’t wait to catch it from others. Be a carrier.