These chicks be 9 months and on they due date still clubbing and lookin for their baby daddy.

Today I saw a baby with a bib that said ‘This dumbass put my cape on backwards.’

The joy of having a baby today can only be expressed in two words: tax deduction.

A baby is born with a need to be loved and never outgrows it.

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child.

Labor ends when the baby is born.

A new baby is like the beginning of all things-wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.

An ugly baby is a very nasty object – and the prettiest is frightful.

I don’t know why they say “you have a baby.” The baby has you.

A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.

My baby daddy left me for a weak bitch…ain’t that some weak shit!

The mother of your child always tell you I’m her favorite. She call me her baby, not the one she was in labor with.

To the world her child is one..to her, that child is the world. God Bless You on Mother’s Day!

Baby, I have no story to be told, but I’ve heard one on you and I’m gonna make your head burn.

Feel my heart race like the F-one blazing. Nigga you the girl not a next one baby.

I need another story something to get off my chest. My life gets kinda boring need something that I can confess.

Paper baby I’ll be the pen. Say that I’m the one cause you are ten real and not pretend!

Baby daddies are unreliable, missing, or don’t stick around

Baby daddies will cheat with baby mommas and not consider it as cheating.

I don’t need no money, fortune, or fame. I got all the riches baby, one man can claim.