Category Archives: Book One Liners

They got the library at Alexandria — they’re not getting mine

Some people say life is the thing but I prefer reading.

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested

Real writers don’t need to have their words processed

Life? Of course I have a life. It’s a life filled with books

I am a bookaholic. If you are a decent person, you will not sell me another book

Help! We are lost, crazed and starving and without any good books as well.

I love being a writer. It’s the paperwork I can’t stand

For every vision there is an equal and opposite revision

Don’t destroy the world in the first chapter. You’ll need it later.

Are you sure it isn’t time for a colorful metaphor?

A truly great library contains something in it to offend everyone