The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Finland. Now Santa Claus is missing.
One of the nice things about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with a present.
Santa’s elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Two snowmen in a field, one turned to the other and said “I don’t know about you but I can smell carrots!”
Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.
What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stopped at 3 ho’s.
When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!