Category Archives: Inspirational One Liners

I’m easy driving, But I’m not a person who loves living pleasantly above all else. I’m not that way at all. I might think I’m that, but I’m not really… Read more »

I wasn’t driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

I’m wiser because of my mistakes, I’m happier because of my sad times, & I’m stronger because of my hard times!

I only follow my voice inside, if it guides me wrong and I do not win I’ll learn from my mistakes and try 2 achieve again.

When we can’t laugh again and again on the same joke. There’s no point crying again and again for the same pain.