I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.

I don’t want you to turn the other cheek; it’s just as ugly.

Fellows like you don’t grow from trees; they swing from them.

I can’t seem to remember your name, and please don’t help me!

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

He is known as a miracle comic. if he’s funny, it’s a miracle!

Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing

How much refund do you expect on your head now that it’s empty.

I know you’re a self-made man. It’s nice of you to take the blame!

Don’t get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?

He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.

I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?

I don’t even like the people you’re trying to imitate, if you are at all.