As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.
Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot
Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little.
One is not born a woman, one becomes one.
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women
Women speak two languages – one of which is verbal
There are two perfectly good men, one dead, and the other unborn
The individual activity of one man with backbone will do more than a thousand men with a mere wishbone.
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.
I’m not a one in a million kind of girl. I’m a once in a lifetime kind of woman.
There ain’t nothing you can say to a playa. ‘Cause doowop, she fly like the planes in the air.
She make it happen, Cap’n, feelin’ on me. We in the billin’ and we feelin’ like wee.
On some peanut butter leather, with the wood so grainy. It must be raining dollars ’cause she looking’ so gravy.
I got a lot of women, but I’m way too choosy and then I love my cake, like that Ricky love Lucy.
She going downtown ’cause her favorite DJ’s spinnin’. I’m all up in the door, so I’m already winnin’.