Category Archives: Baby One Liners

I always defend the people I love, even though I’m about as terrifying as a baby penguin.

This is a surprise to no one, but I get sad when celebrities get engaged. It’s like some how, some day, that was going to be my baby daddy.

Baby trust when I say I’m ONE OF A KIND so there ISN’T another ME!

I feel it on my body, baby girl, I’m in the zone. Must be the goose mixed with a little ‘Tron.

Steady hands, just take the wheel… and every glance is killing me. Time to make one last appeal… for the life I lead.

With all this technology above and under, humanity still hunts down one another.

That one liner ‘i’m not drinking too much tonight’ never goes as planned…

I wish that I could make a choice and promise you that I would be yours and make you my number one but baby my heart’s unsure.

A mother holds her child’s hand for just a short time, but holds their heart forever.

Thank God I’m an 80’s baby and was born in a decent era, and have an indescribable mindset.

Keep it 100 baby. We both know I’m not the only one.

I cant let you go, I wont let you leave, one thing that I know is baby you were made for me.

Congratulations on one of your best moments in life. May this little parcel of joy bring prosperity, joy and luck to you.

May the new born baby, bring loads of joy, love and smiles in your lives. Congratulations.

The best is yet to come, baby you’re the one I run to.

Baby you’re my world and no one can ever separate us..

Somewhere in the ghetto there’s a baby daddy getting cus’d out or kicked out of his house…

I don’t want a ‘baby daddy’…I want a husband, a soul mate, a best friend.

My baby daddy isn’t just going to be my baby daddy…He is going to be my husband.

Shoutout to my baby daddy who tried to ruin my life!