There are only 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.”
There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days before Saturday.
The Queue Principle: The longer you wait in line, the greater the likelihood that you are standing in the wrong line.
The program is absolutely right; therefore the computer must be wrong
The name is Baud……, James Baud.
The definition of an upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
The box said: ‘install on Windows 95, NT 4.0 or better’. So I installed it on Linux.
System going down at 1:45 for disk crashing.
Shutting down networkservers reguarly during worktime prevents RSI and develops social contacts at work.
Shift to the left! Shift to the right! Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Scheduled Release Date: A carefully calculated date determined by estimating the actual shipping date and subtracting six months from it.
Reference Manual: Object that raises the monitor to eye level. Also used to compensate for that short table leg.
RAM disk is NOT an installation procedure.
Programmer’s Time-Space Continuum: Programmers continuously space the time.
Programmers don’t die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.
Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue….
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…
Press any key…no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
Owners of digital watches: Your day’s are numbered!