Category Archives: Computer One Liners

There are only 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.”

There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days before Saturday.

The Queue Principle: The longer you wait in line, the greater the likelihood that you are standing in the wrong line.

The program is absolutely right; therefore the computer must be wrong

The box said: ‘install on Windows 95, NT 4.0 or better’. So I installed it on Linux.

Shutting down networkservers reguarly during worktime prevents RSI and develops social contacts at work.

Shift to the left! Shift to the right! Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!

Scheduled Release Date: A carefully calculated date determined by estimating the actual shipping date and subtracting six months from it.

Reference Manual: Object that raises the monitor to eye level. Also used to compensate for that short table leg.

Programmer’s Time-Space Continuum: Programmers continuously space the time.