Operator! Trace this call and tell me where I am.
One picture is worth 128K words.
One person’s error is another person’s data.
Of course I know how to copy disks. Where’s the xerox machine?
No matter how much data you add to your laptop, it will not get heavier.
Never say “OOPS!” always say “Ah, Interesting!”
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Mommy! The cursor’s winking at me!
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software is Only for Fools and Teenagers.
Melted fruit snacks found on Keyboard. Delete nephew [Y/N]?
Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(ln(13e))]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]
Maintenance-free: When it breaks, it can’t be fixed…
MACINTOSH stands for Most Applications Crash If Not The Operating System Hangs.
Keyboard not connected, press F1 to continue.
Keyboard : Instrument used to enter errors into computer.
I wish life has a scroll back buffer.
It works! Now if only I could remember what I did…
It’s not a bug; it’s an undocumented feature.
It said “Insert disk 3…” but only 2 fit.
It is easier to write an incorrect program than understand a correct one.