Category Archives: Funny One Liners

The total absence of humor from the Bible is one of the most singular things in all literature.

And almost every one, when age, Disease, or sorrows strike him, Inclines to think there is a God, Or something very like him.

This is the first age that’s ever paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one.

Life’s golden age is when the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car.

For each age is a dream that is dying, Or one that is coming to birth.

It is not by the gray of the hair that one knows the age of the heart.

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them the other hidden.

Any young man who is unmarried at the age of twenty one is a menace to the community.

One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it’s such a nice change from being young.

The heresy of one age becomes the orthodoxy of the next.

One should never make one’s debut in a scandal. One should reserve that to give interest to one’s old age.

If one age believes too much it is natural that another believes too little.

Middle age is when you’re faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o’clock.

A man who is not a communist at the age of twenty is a fool. Any man who is still communist at the age of thirty is an even bigger… Read more »

The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young.

Once you’ve put one of his books down, you simply can’t pick it up again.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Jude Law is in so many movies, that I went to one, and when I walked out they were showing another on the back wall.

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body – the wishbone.